{"product_id":"life-is-short-1","title":"Life Is Short","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eLife Is Short And So Is Your Penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eLet your personality shine through with these gorgeous \u003cem\u003eCursiveCraft\u003c\/em\u003e decorative Offensive Vintage Plates, that are\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eway cooler than Great Aunt Doris’ china collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eAdd a statement to your home décor or send as a perfect gift to that special friend or family member\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlates are decorative only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eComes with free plate stand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eUpcycled bone china\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eSome slight imperfections are possible due to being vintage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eThis is a side plate and is approximately 16cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003eDo not wash - Decorative only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCustom plates are available to order \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cursivecraft.com\/collections\/custom-orders\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CursiveCraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48240479436987,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/4524\/5371\/files\/20260814_101303.jpg?v=1786659892","url":"https:\/\/cursivecraft.co.nz\/products\/life-is-short-1","provider":"Cursive Craft ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}