Back for its thirdglorious year, the CursiveCraft Sweary Calendar is here to help you count down the chaos of 2026, one profanity at a time 💅
Designed by yours truly and professionally printed right here in New Zealand, this calendar is the perfect mix of sass, colour and "I can’t believe that’s hanging in your kitchen" energy.
Each month features a bold, sweary design guaranteed to make you snort your morning coffee (or prosecco, we don’t judge).