CursiveCraft 2026 Sweary Calendar

Back for its third glorious year, the CursiveCraft Sweary Calendar is here to help you count down the chaos of 2026, one profanity at a time 💅

Designed by yours truly and professionally printed right here in New Zealand, this calendar is the perfect mix of sass, colour and "I can’t believe that’s hanging in your kitchen" energy.

Each month features a bold, sweary design guaranteed to make you snort your morning coffee (or prosecco, we don’t judge).

Details:

• Features official New Zealand holidays
• Printed locally and professionally in Palmerston North
  
• High-quality 190gsm recycled paper, with a 300gsm cover & back for extra sturdiness
  
• Wire bound along the long edge and drilled for hanging
  
• A4 when closed, opens up to 30cm wide x 60cm tall
  
• Proudly designed in Dannevirke, printed in Palmy, New Zealand

Perfect as a gift for that friend who swears like a sailor (or for yourself, because you are that friend).

Grab yours before the year runs out, these sell fast every bloody time! 💖