Chocolate Cream Pie Vulva
Chocolate Cream Pie Vulva
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Chocolate Cream Pie Vulva – She’s Sweet, Soft, and Ready to Melt
Because equality in edible genitalia matters.
Introducing the Cream Pie Vulva – a hand-poured chocolate vulva featuring delicious swirls of white and milk chocolate in a beautifully layered design that’s almost too pretty to eat. Almost.
Perfect for hen dos, empowering gal pals, gag gifts with a feminist twist, or anyone who just loves a good ol’ fashioned cream pie. (You knew it was coming.)
Product Info:
- Approx. 110g of solid chocolate
- 11cm tall - no two vulvas are the same (just like in real life!)
- Creamy combo of milk & white chocolate
- Hand poured in New Zealand, in a registered kitchen
- Gift wrapped in cellophane
- Packaged with care and a whole lotta love
Important Bits:
⚠️ MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS (we don't judge)
🌱 Not suitable for children (unless you want to have that conversation)
🔥 Keep out of direct sunlight unless you want a melty mess on your hands
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