Alcohol > People

This bad boy speaks for all of us, really.

Meet your new favourite drinking buddy - the “My Tolerance for Alcohol is Way Higher Than My Tolerance for People” flask. Made from sleek matte black stainless steel and permanently laser engraved, this unapologetic little unit is built to hold your beverage of choice and your barely-concealed disdain for humanity.

Whether you're sipping quietly at a wedding, braving another family function, or just trying to survive a Monday - this flask has your back.

• 🖤 Approximately 230ml of sweet, sweet sanity
• 🖤 High quality stainless steel with matte black finish
• 🖤 Professionally laser engraved in Dannevirke, Aotearoa
• 🖤 Leak-proof screw cap (no one likes soggy pockets)