Merry Fucking Cuntmas

Make your holiday greeting loud, proud, and aggressively on-brand with Merry Fucking Cuntmas. Bold glitter acrylic dangles topped with glossy star studs. These earrings are sparkly, sweary, and designed for the babes who refuse to play “nice” at Christmas.

Perfect for the work piss-up, backyard BBQs, late-night drinks, or the family function where you’re already one eye twitch away from losing it. Lightweight, dramatic, and handmade in our Dannevirke studio.

If you want Christmas jewellery that says exactly how you feel… these are it.

• Hand painted detail
• Lightweight for all-day comfort
• Stainless steel hardware
  
• Choose between studs & hooks
• Approximately 40mm drop 
• Handmade in Dannevirke, Aotearoa

Please note: Big look, barely-there weight! Being made from acrylic keeps them very lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear!