Mysterious Leg Bruise Club

Where are our pole goblins and perpetually bruised babes at? If you wake up with mystery marks and have no fucking clue how they got there, congrats, you’re officially in the club.

Our Mysterious Leg Bruise Club mug is for the chaotic souls, the clumsy legends, and anyone whose legs look like they’ve been in a bar brawl...

☕ 11oz ceramic mug with a sneaky attitude
☕ Dishwasher & microwave safe 
☕ Printed in Dannevirke, NZ