Personalised Pens

Get a sleek AF metal pen, laser engraved with whatever spicy, sweet or utterly unhinged phrase you like - and yes, “Cunt” is absolutely acceptable. These babies come in a snazzy black gift box with a magnetic closure, ready to impress the recipient (even if that’s just you, because self-love is important).

The pens glide like a dream, write in smooth black ink, and look classy as hell while doing it. Just pop your personalised message in the cart notes at checkout and we’ll handle the rest with our usual flair.

Character limit is about 25 - we’ll shrink it to fit if needed, but keep it pretty and readable. Go wild! If you'd like a particular font please let us know!